Except for liking my own status doesn't hurt my back.  Plus I can reach the like button. Plus I wouldn't quit my job as soon as I could like my own status.  I find your simile to be incorrect.

Always frustrating.

Good shot, monkey.

If I had a nickel.....

It wasn't just a dragon. It was Trogdor the Burninator!!

Effin love carrots.

Merry Tebowmas, Joe!!

Let's roll.*

*Pro tip: Click the picture to see the gif.  Thanks, haters.

This deal is totally legit, Joe.

Haha. Us grown-ups are on to your shenannigans, bitches!!

It's like that...